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Sms / Missing You
Ijunoon
My Heart Is Breaking Bcoz I'm Not With U!
My eyes R hurting bcoz I can't C U, My arms R empty bcoz I can't hold U, My lips R cold bcoz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking bcoz I'm not with U!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 05:04
Category: Missing You
Sms / Naughty Insult
Ijunoon
Mental Hospital Is Not So Far
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
Tags: Hospital
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Sms / Good Luck
Unknown
Trusting God Would Not Make The Mountain Smaller
Trusting God would not make the mountain smaller
but it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck
but it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: good-luck
Sms / Islamic
Mohammad Asif
And Let Not Your Hand Be Tied (like A Miser) To Your Neck,
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck,
nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift)
[surah al-Isra’; 17:29]
nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift)
[surah al-Isra’; 17:29]
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: islamic
Sms / Islamic
Arshad Hassan
Verily, Allah Does Not Look Towards Your Bodies
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies
nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: islamic
Tags: Allah
Sms / Friendship
Raahi
Is Not Only Made For Lovers
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;/ (""v""""; /"";""/
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is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
;/ (""v""""; /"";""/
/;./ ""v"" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Love
Unknown
Is There Anything Else Your Wife Doesn T Use Anymore
A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
""Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled,
So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colors didn-t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.
Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, ""Is there anything else your wife doesn-t use anymore?""
""Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled,
So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colors didn-t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.
Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, ""Is there anything else your wife doesn-t use anymore?""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Tags: Wife
Sms / Double Meaning
Unknown
Not For Childerns
AIK DFA AIK SAHILI NA APNI DOSRI SAHALI SE KAH KE BTA TU SAYEE YEH LARKE APAS MAIN KYA BATAIN KERTE HAN
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
Sms / Sardar
Unknown
Not Only 12 Clock All The Time
aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe aa jaanda hai under ware is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe nahin bhi aanda"" yane ""MAIN NAY TIE IS LIAY PEHAN RAKHE HAI K KABHI KOE AA JAATA HAI OR UNDER WARE IS LIAY PEHNE HAI K KABHI KABHI KOE NAHIN BHI AATA.""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
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